thebootydiaries:

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

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me: look at this meme real quick

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posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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reenuka:
“ positive-memes:
“ programmerhumour:
“Pure savage
”
Girls can be coders too”
As a woman who codes, their comments are especially irksome because “Hello World” apps are the gateway to learning every coding language / framework out there. And...

reenuka:

positive-memes:

programmerhumour:

Pure savage

Girls can be coders too

As a woman who codes, their comments are especially irksome because “Hello World” apps are the gateway to learning every coding language / framework out there. And that was true even for them. There’s no need for these sexist racist fucks to shit on the same things that taught them to code too in their endeavor to display their sexism and racism. Especially when code wouldn’t exist without women. And yes that includes Black women.

This is why Hidden Figures was so important. And why the erasure or women in technology is so fucking insidious. I hate white men.

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : beluga heights

theresxhoney:

Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls 🌈

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

*Link makes a lame post-coital joke with Samus*

Link’s Left Brain: Dude, what are you doing?! We’re blowing this!

Link’s Right Brain: Well, what were we supposed to say?! We don’t know what made her like us in the first place!

LB! Link: Fine, fine. Just calm down. Hard part’s over. As long as she doesn’t throw us any curveballs, I think we’re good.

Samus: So…what should we do now?

LB! Link: FUCK!

RB! Link: What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!

LB! Link: I don’t know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point!

RB! Link: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!

LB! Link: Look…just say anything!

RB! Link: Anything?!

LB! Link: ANYTHING! Just…say it with confidence.

RB! Link: Eh, alright! Here goes nothing!

Link: We should get married.

LB! Link: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

RB! Link: What?! You said “Say anything”!

LB! Link: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!

RB! Link: I’M SORRY, I DON’T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE!

LB! Link: *sighs* You know what? It’s fine. We’ll play it off as a joke. No harm done.

Samus: *crying tears of joy* Yes! Let’s do it!

LB! Link: YOU FOOL! YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

RB! Link: Hey, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don’t!

Samus’s Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!?!

Samus’s Right Brain: I DON’T KNOOOOOOWW!!!

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : I don't need luck

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You get a bag of Colding

Friend: Colding? 

Dm: Yeah. As in its a Bag of Holding. But it’s really cold.

Friend: Do other items have variations like that?

Me - extremely proud of myself and ready to spew nonsense: Decanter of Endless Pasta Sauce

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : Shit My Players Say

amishfighterpilot:

“look at the size of that rock!” my fiance’s relatives say, as they stare at the engagement ring I’ve given her, a ring that has an actual random rock i found in the backyard set in it instead of a diamond

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

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bled:
“via vsco.co
”

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : lead the way

scottandhiskind:

hyperchlorite:

image

Big ADHD mood

Big anxiety/depression mood as well

posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : Ruined Childhood

antiknife:

bitterburg:

ribbitbunny:

just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!!

image

no cops at pride just spiderman

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posted : Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

reblogged from : Vinebox

posted : Monday, September 10th, 2018

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(Source: naskomentata)

posted : Monday, September 10th, 2018

reblogged from : 13%Talent 87%Bad jokes

posted : Monday, September 10th, 2018

reblogged from : the less i know the better